
That Orca that killed her trainer at Sea World really should send a message to the rest of you humans. There is a reason why they call them Killer Whales. Hey animal lovers, animals know who is polluting the water, cutting down the rain forests and causing unnatural climate change, they don't like us. And they are looking for every opportunity to kill us. Remember that lady that got her face ripped off by an angry chimp? Or that tiger that nearly took Roy’s head off? Or was it Siegfried? Anyway, neither one of those ladies is never gonna be the same again. Look, at the risk of pointing out the obvious, wild animals are not cute, stay away from them.
SPORTS
There is a requiem being played for NFL all-pro running backs

Speaking of looking for another job,

THIS WEEK’S REASON WHY TERRORISTS WANNA KILL US
Seriously who the fuck are these “Tea Party” people? What exactly is their agenda? Other than
being ultra conservative and hating the fact that there is a black man in the White House doing a great job appeasing a minority of Republican maniacs in the legislature, what do they stand for? Well, one of their biggest platforms is lower taxes right? Then why is it that in a CBS poll, 44% of these Tea Party idiots think that taxes have gone up, when in reality the Obama administration has passed 25 different tax cuts to working families? 46% believed they stayed the same, and only 2% acknowledged that they went down. This is the group that wants you to share their views on taxes, something they obviously know nothing about. It’s like me asking you to share my views on who the hottest guy is on “The Jersey Shore,” or some other shit that I would remove both my eyes before I ever watched. When the fuck did it become OK to not know anything and still run your mouth? And why are they being listened to? When did stupid become acceptable as long as you waved the correct flag? Why am I cursing so much?

These intellectual wastes of space are so out of touch with reality that their original name was “Tea baggers” until someone told them what that meant in the gay community. I wonder who let them know? Maybe some of their “conservative” supporters like Ted Haggard, Mark Foley or Larry Craig.
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