To Me, Sandy is Just a Bitter Ex-Girlfriend 11/2/12

For someone who has been criticized for staying in the hood even after being able to leave, I have to say that a lot of million dollar homes had no power or water during the storm, but all I felt was a lot of wind and rain. So how are those high property taxes working for ya, rich folks?

It was nice to see New Jersey Governor and meatball impressionist Chris Christie actually show some objective sense and praise President Obama for his handling of the relief efforts after Hurricane Sandy devastated his state. It’s incredible how silent Obama’s detractors have been. Mitt Romney decided to give out supplies from his luxury bus, but was no where near the areas hardest hit by the storm. God forbid his highness should even look at an area with no electricity, it might traumatize him for life. What’s next? Having to stand next to, or touch poor people? 

Seriously could Mitt Romney possibly be a worse choice for President? Forget about the fact that this is a man that seems to have functioning eyes and ears yet still denies global warming, could you imagine what New York and New Jersey would look like a few weeks from now if the asshole that said, “We can’t afford Federal Disaster relief” were president right now?
Cynics say that Governor Christie is only warming up to the President because he is up for re-election next year and wants to appear bi-partisan, I say go and visit the effected areas before you decide you want to politicize a natural disaster.

Having said that, I’m sure that there were hundreds of thousands of New Orleans residents that are happy for those of us in the Northeast in that unlike when Hurricane Katrina hit, we don’t have a President with Down syndrome. I say Down syndrome when referring to George W Bush’s intelligence level because I will no longer be using the word “retard” to describe him.

Even thought it is the label that most fits, a bright young man and Special Olympics Athlete by the name of John Franklin Stephens has convinced me that it really is a derogatory and offensive word and it does really hurt those suffering from mental illness, regardless of how it is used. Now do I usually give a shit about offending anyone? Of course not! But what I will not do is offend those who are without a choice, or who are just easy to pick on. That’s just a bully, and I hate bullies, just ask the kid whose face I smashed into a wall when I was in 8^th grade.   

And speaking of bullies, let’s talk about Dumbo-eared asshole Ann Coulter! Apparently she got the attention of Mr. Stephens because she tweeted the word “retard” to describe President Obama. An odd choice of words considering she backed one for president in both 2000 and 2004, not to mention the fact that Obama is considerably more educated than she will ever be. I actually feel bad for Ann Coulter, she actually has to defend the massive foot she keeps firmly thrusting into her mouth. Maybe it’s time for a sex toy?

THIS WEEK’S REASON WHY TERRORISTS WANNA KILL US

Just in case you don’t believe in God, consider this…The town where that ridiculous, mind numbing “Jersey Shore” show was shot, has now been washed away into the sea by this storm. I don’t know about you, but where Teabagger assholes see in this storm a sign from God that we should not support gay marriage, I see a sign from God saying that we should start reading more books!