God Hates Fags, Birth Control and Consenting Adults 2/9/12

NEWS & CURRENT EVENTS

I just noticed something. Organized religions, the same winners whose ignorance, hypocrisy, anti-intellectualism, greed and conflicts within themselves and against each other have killed millions, all seem to agree on one thing…God Hates Fags!  And he hates them in California even more. This Prop 8 is going to be one interesting legal battle, one that may very well go to the US Supreme Court. I really want to see how the higher courts can possibly justify telling two consenting adults who they can and cannot marry.

Who would have thought the Rick Santorum would be this month’s flavor of the month in the GOP Primary? After winning 3 states in a sweep of Tuesday’s contests, he reminded robot Mitt Romney and megalomaniac Newt Gingrich that he is here to stay. After Gingrich suggested that he drop out, Santorum responded by calling him “arrogant” for suggesting it and has proven that he is a viable candidate after winning in Minnesota Missouri and Colorado. I really am enjoying watching these assholes race to be the one to lose to Obama in 2012.

SPORTS

As I correctly predicted last week, the New York Giants have won their 4^th Super Bowl. What was shocking to me isn’t that the Giants won, but that Tom Brady’s wife Gisele was both a supermodel and an NFL analyst. She was caught on tape pretty much berating Brady’s team mates for dropping some key passes that cost them the game. Someone should remind her that a game should never be won or lost on one play. Now, let’s not be so short-sighted on this, sure she is a fan of her husband and has the right to say what she wants, but she is no ordinary fan, she is Tom Brady’s wife, and has to be careful about cameras recording everything she says.

Remember, her husband has to work with these guys next season, she doesn’t. Look, I don’t seek out Gisele Bundchen for my football analysis anymore than I seek out Coach Mike Ditka when I want to see a hot body in underwear, so let’s everyone get back to their assigned seats before the Universe starts to melt.

The New England Patriots didn’t lose the game, The New York Giants won the game. The Giants were the better team, deal with it.

And then there is the question of who is the ELIte quarterback now? Look I don’t know if Eli Manning’s entire career is Hall of Fame worthy just yet, but let’s at least let him get up off the kiddie table. He has two Super Bowl rings, and two Super Bowl MVPs in 4 seasons, he has engineered more 4^th quarter comebacks this season than anyone and took a 9-7 team to a Championship win. His critics are pointing out his ONE disappointing season in 2008-2009 where he threw a lot of interceptions, as somehow a bar to the Hall. By that logic, Troy Aikman should be judged solely by his 1-15 season with the Cowboys before he lead them to 3 Super Bowl wins. Will he be a four time MVP like his big brother Payton? Probably not, but who the hell will be? He is a great quarterback, let’s let him have a career before we decide to put it in perspective.

  

Hey Knick fans, that Asian kid who graduated from Harvard isn’t here to teach Astronomy, he can actually play. I can’t believe those assholes at MSG Network and Time Warner Cable are preventing Knick fans from seeing someone who really is worth rooting for, Jeremy Lin. In three games he has scored over 20 points and has led the team to three victories. He only got to play due to injuries, so no one expected too much from him, but this kid has one thing you can’t measure - heart. On a team with over paid players who won’t defend, Jeremy Lin has lit a fire under these guys and has been a joy to watch in an otherwise disappointing season for the Knicks.

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And speaking of NBA Disappointments, Kris Humphries…get it together dude. For some inexplicable reason, Humphries is getting booed every time he touches the ball. Why? What did he do? If anything he was a pawn in all this reality TV crap force fed on us by that hag Kris Kardashian pimping out her family. He can take the high road and keep his divorce quiet, separating himself from these talent-less, fame obsessed nitwits. Unlike his ex-wife, Humphries can actually do something…he can rebound! Kim Kardashian can’t rebound, unless we are talking about her ability to move on to the next relationship with a famous athlete. So Humph…do us all a favor, DO NOT put your divorce on reality TV. Dude, be a man, be better than the people who suckered you into putting your life on TV to begin with.