- If this is true then I’m a billionaire!
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Look, I’m just as happy as anyone that those Chilean miners were rescued, but how sad is it that even after months trapped in a hole, Yonni Barrios, a trained paramedic who probably saved the lives of his comrades by conducting medical tests and boosting morale, still can’t get a break. This playa clearly has some ‘splaining to do Lucy, cause his wife found out about his mistress while he was being rescued. Damn, I’ll bet after having to deal with every self righteous yenta in the media and the two at home, that hole is starting to look pretty good.And Barrios isn’t the only one. According to reports at least five other miners had their mistresses discovered, and believe it or not, this might be a problem. The compensation offered to these men might be tangled up for years in legal battles and divorce court. Great… nothing like spending 70 days in a hole so that your angry bitter ex-wife can get breast implants. I’m so glad I’m never getting married.
Speaking of that shitty institution, is it true that Christina Aguilera is getting a divorce? And it looks like she is the one who cheated? Wow …what a shock. Who would have thought that it would be so difficult for a hot bleach blonde with huge implants and more money than most countries to stay married to Ratatouille for the rest of her life?
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How appropriate that he plays in DC, because I think Gilbert Arenas is the Christine O’Donnell of the NBA. What does this flake have to do to finally get cut by the Wizards and never play in the NBA again? What’s next for this buffoon? Faking his grandmother’s death so he can go record a fusion Rap/Polka record?
Too bad all the black power in the world couldn’t keep an eye on Tommie Smith’s money. Looks like one of the men responsible for one of the most poignant images in sports history is selling the Olympic gold medal he won when this picture was taken. That’s really sad. A spokesman for MIT Memorabilia said that Smith is selling the medal “to share it with the world.” Bullshit. Dr. Albert Barnes never had to sell one Matisse, Picasso or Gauguin to share it with the world. I don’t know how badly Smith needs money, but I just hate stories like this.THIS WEEK’S REASON WHY TERRORISTS WANNA KILL US
This is our American politics in 2010, and probably why there are nitwits that believe the world will end in 2012…Why did her handlers even let Christine O’Donnell debate? And why didn’t Chris Coons just finish her off? I mean it’s not like she didn’t give him every opportunity to do so. This brain tumor who wants to go to Washington obviously has no idea what Washington does. Not only is she unable to complete a sentence, she is also unable to site one recent Supreme Court case that she disagrees with after saying that she disagrees with some recent Supreme Court cases. Seriously at what point do we say enough? How is it possible for American politics to be hijacked by yahoos? And why are we standing for it? Even her opponent could have delivered the knock out blow and didn’t. Everyday I find myself yearning for the dirty politics of Hillary Clinton. You know, there are rumblings that she and Joe Biden might switch jobs before the next Presidential election. At first I thought it would be a huge mistake and would make the party look indecisive and weak, but maybe it’s not such bad idea. Could you imagine Hillary debating a waste of space like Sarah Palin or Christine O’Donnell? It would be a massacre worthy of Boston in 1770.
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Christine O'Donnell's candidacy is a prime example of the ignorant, misguided narcissism that pervades the electorate these days.
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In my youth I was a fierce opponent of the idea that people get the government they deserve. Not anymore. Sometimes I wish these idiots would get voted into office and screw up big-time, perhaps waking people the fuck up in the process. But we live in too dangerous times to let another slew of George W. Bush-like ignoramuses hurt us all, and perhaps, irreparably.
And as for la Aguilera, if she would rather hookup with Samantha Ronson--that dude, um, chick Lindsay Lohan used to be with--than her hubby, that dude should be out there right now getting pity sex.
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