Some Random Thoughts 9/16/11...

SOME RANDOM THOUGHTS

So did you see George W Bush at the Jets-Cowboys game doing the coin toss? When the ref called out “heads!” Bush looked behind himself to see if his was still up his ass…

OK when you have 4 hours of amazing sex with someone, then stop calling because you want to go back to your ex-boyfriend, you can’t get mad at the guy for not being upset enough. YOU are the one leaving him for someone else, and doing it while the bed is still warm. So believe it or not, he actually owes you no emotion after that you ignorant, self-absorbed bitch.

Congratulations, you just set the women’s movement back another 50 years. Yeah, that’s all we need…now Hillary will never get elected. Both Hillary and Gloria Steinem are giving you the virtual finger as we speak….Wanna see emotion? Try keeping it real with your new boyfriend and tell him you were fucking someone else two days ago!

Paul McCartney can be the first billionaire musician, but can’t seems to grasp the fact that marriage just isn’t for him. Dude, you wrote “Band on the Run,” I wanna believe you know better.  

I will not get into this week’s GOP debate moderated by Wolf Blitzer, except to say this…When the moderator presents a hypothetical where a young man decides not to buy health insurance because he is in good shape, then gets into an accident and Ron Paul says he should have had a health plan, Blitzer responds with “should we just let him die?” and the audience shouts “Yeah!” Then these Teabagger redneck morons are not funny anymore, they are maniacal and dangerous and I don’t think I like sharing the country that I served, with you.

And for Michele Bachmann to demand immigrants learn English and American history in order to stay here is quite surprising considering she barely knows either one. And why should the GOP even address illegal immigration? If they cut every entitlement our citizens enjoy like they want to, immigrants won’t wanna come here anyway.

Ortiz – Mayweather…who ya got? I think Floyd wears him down in the late rounds and might just even stop Victor Ortiz in the 10^th round. Floyd isn’t the knock out fighter he was 10 years ago, but then again none of us are. And I can’t get by the fact that Ortiz did quit in the ring a few years ago against Marcos Maidana. But everyone and his mother says the same thing, Maywether will never leave the legacy he is looking for unless he fights Manny Paquiao.

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When you call 911 on Taco Bell because they refused to serve you as you walked through the Drive-Thru, you really do deserve to spend the night in jail.