Duck If You're Wearing a Hoodie! 3/22/12

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A Brief History Lesson for Redneck Morons…

Remember the good ol’ days when those negroes knew their place? Where whenever those race agitators came down here starting trouble we would form ourselves a posse and go “a regulatin’?” Yup, I reckon y’all miss them days just as much as the next Confederate flag waving Neanderthal, so what can we do?

Well, we’ve gotten so politically correct ‘round these here parts that you can’t even join a good, wholesome Christian organization like the Ku Klux Klan without  everyone being a cop and rattin’ you out to the FBI (that’s the Federal Bureau of Integration if ya ask me!). So why not rename our posse of right thinkin’ folks to a “Neighborhood Watch?” It sounds so much nicer don’t it? No one would ever go against the idea of folks just watchin’ the streets lookin’ for anyone who might commit a crime in our decent neighborhood. Crimes like wearing them skinny pants or a hoodie like the kids say these days, or talkin’ on one of them fancy, high falutin’ phones that take pictures.

So if you see a stranger, don’t forget to shoot first and ask questions later…especially if you find a dangerous bag of candy in his hand after you shoot him, he could have killed you with that!

Look, no one knows all the facts of the Trayvon Martin case, but even absent that, this is one of those times where the outrage is warranted. It shouldn’t be open season on kids walking around a neighborhood where no one knows them. No one should have to be stopped, followed or be made to feel like a criminal in any neighborhood, for any reason and certainly not by untrained civilians.

Do you know why us New York Pinko Liberals are so against that whole “stop-and-frisk” policy of the NYPD? Because the Martin case is the worst case scenario of what can happen when people who say they enforce the law, but don’t seem to actually know it, go unchecked. And this is also one of those times where protests occurring even outside of Florida because of this case, like the one held by the Occupy Wall Street protesters, is not people just blindly looking for an issue to yell about. Why? Because this could happen anywhere in America, so the population of the city of Anywhere, America has to respond.

So until George Zimmerman, whose mug shot looks like he’s just a parents-basement-dwelling, Star Trek-loving, wannabe cop that couldn’t quite pass the weight or psychological exams, even in a less than strict state like Florida, is arrested, then there really should be no peace.

SPORTS

Looks like the Knicks are Lin-ing once again. In what really was a must win for the Knicks last night they beat the conference leading Philadelphia 76’ers and now have the tie breaker should they have equal records at the end of the season. However, the emotional peaks and valleys of this season may take their toll on the team. This 5 game winning streak under new coach Mike Woodson can’t possibly last forever, so after they lose a few will everyone abandon the idea of them being a winning team? I hope not, because it looks like they are finally playing with heart.

Jeremy Lin continues to have steady games as their starting point guard, and I think it’s more than obvious that they have found their man at that position. Maybe he is not scoring 30 a game, but neither did John Stockton or Magic Johnson and I doubt they would be kicked off any team.

Oh wait, there was another story in New York Sports this week right? Imagine having the two biggest fan favorites with a limited body of work, Jeremy Lin and Tim Tebow in the same city. It was only a dream until yesterday when the J-E-T-S JetsJetsJets! inexplicably decided to trade for Tebow. That should make Mark Sanchez happy, given his strong personality and all.

Seriously why would the Jets do this? Maybe because Tony Sporano is their new OC and he likes to run wildcat offensive packages. But even in Philadelphia where they had some success with this, Kevin Kolb was eventually traded. They already sell tickets, so the only reason would be to steal headlines from the NY Giants. That’s never a good reason to do anything.

Make no mistake, Tim Tebow is a great football player, but he is not an NFL quarterback yet. Anyone taking him would have to change their offense if they want him to start. But even in a limited role, he does bring a strong work ethic, leadership skills and a will to win that, let’s face it, the Jets were sorely lacking. I really like this guy, I wish him well.

Oh yeah…and Andy Pettitte is coming back, just in case anyone was living under a rock

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An excerpt from an article in the Los Angeles Times on March 20,2012:

“Nokia is taking steps to make sure you never miss another phone call, text or email alert again: The company has filed a patent for a tattoo that would send "a perceivable impulse" to your skin whenever someone tried to contact you on the phone.

According to the patent filed with the United States Patent and Trademark Office, the phone would communicate with the tattoo through magnetic waves. The phone would emit magnetic waves and the tattoo would act as a receiver. When the waves hit the tattoo, it would set off a tactile response in the user's skin.”

Ok and just what in the blue fuck is this? I thought big brother was supposed to force us into something this intrusive. It looks like we have become so stupid as a society we actually think this is cool.

Let The Pigeons Loose! 3/15/12

It was my birthday weekend last week, so I figured I would take it off, that coupled with the harsh realization that I share my birthday with Mitt Romney, (I’m serious) put me in such a foul mood I couldn’t inspire myself to write. I did celebrate well though. There is nothing like starting off the day with great Spring-like weather in March, then ending said day at Hooters!

Well it’s that time again folks. That’s right…the time when I face my nemesis yet again, as I do every March. The time where I test my wits against the most worthy of opponents…yup, it’s March Madness, and I am once again ready to compare my brackets with that of my chief rival…President Barack Obama!

Last year I admit he beat me by a few games, but this year I am once again ready to face the most powerful man in the world in something I actually might be able to beat him in, so let the pigeons loose!

Of course I am, as I do every year barring some miracle, picking the Tar Heels to win it all. I agree with the top seeds, but I think Syracuse is going to have a hard time due to the absence of Fab Melo. Kentucky will go deep but ultimately does not have the maturity to win it all. So in the words of Dick Vitale…It’s tournament time baaaby!

Sticking with basketball, the trade deadline came and went, more with a whimper than a bang. Seriously when was the last time that the trade deadline in the NBA brought us anything really interesting? The biggest name in all of this, Dwight Howard is a flake, and this circus surrounding where he was to play next year hurt both his team and his reputation. In dragging this out as he has done, he has gotten the owners to publicly state that Howard can fire both the head coach and general manager.

Needless to say, that is power a player should never have. Ok which quality basketball coach wants to go to Orlando now? At this point they would have to drag Mickey Mouse out of the Magic Kingdom by his ears. The Magic really should treat this situation carefully, as they have mad horrible free agency decisions throughout their brief history, the worst being letting Shaquille O’Neal just leave the team via free agency and not getting anything in return for him. It took them nearly two decades to recover from that, and they would be foolish to allow that to happen to their organization again.

As for the Knicks, don’t think for one second that the team collapsing onto itself was entirely the fault of Mike D’Antoni who quit yesterday because his superstar quit on him and his system. Carmelo Anthony just needed the ball in his hand and was not happy with D’Antoni’s style of run and gun for the first guy open. This style made the benchwarmers happy, (right Jeremy Lin?) but it took shots away from Anthony. Ironically enough, in dismantling Portland (which also led to the firing of their coach, Nate McMillan) last night, they finally bought into D’Antoni’s system, the only problem being that he was no longer coaching the team.

Now, do I believe that Anthony was responsible for D’Antoni resigning a-la Paul Westhead vs. Magic Johnson with the 80's Lakers? No. But it was the frustration of losing that locker room and not having the support of his stars that ultimately caused him to quit. And by the way, his contract was up this year and there was no way it was getting renewed. Had D’Antoni at least attempted to stress defense they might have won more games in spite of the friction, but alas it was just not to be.

But don’t judge this man too harshly Knicks fans. As you spend the next off-season kneeling before Phil Jackson and kissing the 11 Championship rings, remember this; had it not been for D’Antoni rolling the dice on some of his lesser known players, you would have never known that Steve Novak could shoot, or that Jeremy Lin could really play. And on that subject, let me say that I’m still all-Lin, regardless of the fact that the team had not been winning. Give Lin some time; he is your point guard. In a Phil Jackson triangle offense, he could thrive just as Derek Fisher did, and Lin is a better player, so imagine that scenario.   

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One of the more liberal political commentators in the United States shares his birthday with a conservative robot…bummer!

Can We PLEASE Have Death Panels Now? 3/2/12

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You know, if a fat drug addicted buffoon like Rush Limbaugh called me a slut, I wouldn’t be offended; it was just the hillbilly heroin talking! So my message to Sandra Fluke is…come on, don’t be so “stunned and outraged” by someone who will never apologize to you and is already doubling down on stupid by suggesting that you now release a sex tape just because you want to be in control of your own reproductive rights. Is this the person you want an apology from?

Let me give you an illustration: Maybe, you might ask Yoko Ono to apologize for breaking up the Beatles, right? She is not totally nuts just yet. But would you ask Courtney Love for an apology for fucking up Nirvana? Probably not for fear of your personal safety. I don’t think you get a contact high from prescription drugs but I still wouldn’t go near that maniac. So don’t worry about what Rush says just because he has minions of other nitwits hanging on every word coming out of his big fat donut-pizza-bacon-cheese fried breathed mouth.

SPORTS

LIN-sanity over? Did you say over? NOTHING is over until we say it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain’t over now! (It’s a quote from Animal House. The Germans didn’t bomb Pearl Harbor, but I had to explain that because I know Tea Baggers read my blog. I hate have having to explain a joke, it loses so much after that).

I think against Cleveland he finally had an even game where he blended well with A’mare Stoudamire and Carmelo Anthony, and the bench played great. You know, I lived through those great Patrick Ewing teams of the 90’s, but for some reason I’m more into this current team.

And speaking of the NBA, look…I’m not impressed with your brilliant idea for “Hispanic Heritage Month” were you stick a Latin pre-fix on your team’s name and call it a “tribute.” What’s next? Free tacos for everyone whenever the home team scores 100 points? How lame is this? “Los Suns?” gimmie a friggin’ break. Are you people even aware that there is actually a Spanish word for “Sun?”

Seriously you wanna impress me? How about instead of “Los Lakers,” you spring for the extra letters and put “Los Lageros” on the jerseys in LA? “Los Soles de Phoenix” sounds good. How about “Los Busca Caminos de Portland?” or “El Calor de Miami?” Look sure there are probably no translations for some team names and “Los Knicks” would be acceptable in such cases, but come on, with such a huge Latino population in California you rich white guys can’t afford “Los Reyes de Sacramento” on a jersey for a month? Hire some people that actually know the language you are trying to honor, at least enough to properly improvise (like I did) when there is not a clear translation for the name. No bueno, gringos!

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Is it true that Snookie from the Jersey Shore is pregnant? Because if it is then can we have Social Services intervene now? Or is that too much government intervention? I think I am now in favor of death panels. In a related story, Rick Santorum was released from the hospital today with a neck brace. He suffered the mild injury after learning that Snookie was pregnant then changing his stance on birth control so fast his head spun!

The GOP: Still Bitter That We Couldn't Get Laid In High School 2/24/12

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Ok at what point do Republicans say “OK maybe next time.” I, as well as other political commentators have repeatedly made fun of the GOP candidates with little comedic exaggeration necessary, which makes them all the more frightening. At this point, if you have the intelligence of a sloth you know that there is not one GOP candidate who is not either out of touch, or just completely batshit. Even Republicans know this, and to watch moderate Republicans try and defend these candidates publicly is getting embarrassing even for them.

How is it that the attacks on Barack Obama went from the economy (which is getting a lot better) to contraception? Seriously, this is the big issue? A woman’s right- not to an abortion or to gynecological health care, but her right to decide when she wants to get pregnant? This is what they feel needs to be legislated? I’m shocked that the party who is so opposed to government intervention and so in favor of getting the government out of people’s private lives now wants to invade the most personal, private decision of all. And given the positions taken by these candidates I think any woman who votes for the GOP is insulting every woman who fought for their right to do so.

This issue is not without its rewards though…I have been inspired to actually come up with a new slogan for the Republican candidates: “The GOP: Obviously still bitter that we couldn’t get laid in high school.”

SPORTS

Usually this would be the Jeremy Lin section of the blog, but I wanna start with the Ryan Braun story. I wanted to stay away from it until the final ruling, and it looks like Braun has done the impossible: He has actually beaten the MLB drug testing policy. In a press conference today, the National League MVP spoke about how an independent arbitrator ruled that he was innocent of the doping charges that would have suspended him for the first 50 games of the season. In short, his sample was tainted because it was not immediately shipped to the lab and sat for two days. What surprises me is how Major League Baseball, in typical Republican fashion, instead of admitting it made a mistake decided to double down on stupid by saying that just because the sample sat for two days doesn’t mean that the positive result could not have been from drugs.

Uhh guys, there is a reason that YOU stipulated in the last collective bargaining agreement that samples be frozen and immediately shipped to a lab, it is because temperature can effect a urine sample, depending on what you are using it for, and if you are going to use said sample as evidence, then a chain of custody of said evidence must be established. I learned this my first month of law school, it’s not that difficult a concept.

To continue to deny Braun enjoyment of his MVP award and to question his integrity instead of that of the test and the sample makes you look like the out of touch idiots who decided to call a tie in an All Star game.

For those “Law & Order” fans who think that everyone can sue for anything, let’s slow down for a second. Libel and Slander have certain criteria that unfortunately have not been met in this case. Yes MLB acted like assholes, but that does not necessarily make them civilly liable for damages; Damages which at this point probably amount to not being invited to cut the ribbon at the annual Bear County Tractor Pull. Unless he can prove actual damages, he is out of gas. ESPN is also not guilty of anything either, given that they didn’t report any falsehoods. They never said Braun was a dirty player or that he cheated, just that he tested positive, which he did. That the test itself was flawed is another matter. They did report that too by the way.

As for my new man-crush Jeremy Lin, Knicks fans, let’s not panic. In 10 starts, his game against Miami just happened to be his worst. That doesn’t mean doom for New York, just one bad game against a really good team. And let’s not blame this all on him, this guy went from reading cartoons on the far side of the bench to starting and playing major minutes, he is a bit tired.

Baron Davis went 0 for 7 and no one is calling out his demise right? Let’s keep Lin-ing and let the kid grow before he turns into Rod Strickland or Mark Jackson, great point guards lost by the Knicks because they were not given time to grow.

I really am looking forward to Lin participating in NBA All Star weekend, and at the half way point of this shortened season, I really think the Knicks are gonna be a tough out in the playoffs.

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Super PACs. Looks like every GOP candidate has a sugar daddy that will buy them the election, thanks to the Supreme Court.

But one positive note, just in case you need another reason to worship Bill Maher, he just donated $1 million to Barack Obama’s Super PAC. Hey, don’t get mad at Obama for playing the game that the conservative Supreme Court said he could play.   

Duh...LIN-ning! 9/16/12

Of course it is time to discuss all things Jeremy Lin…how could it not be?

Just when you thought the New York Giants winning the Super Bowl would linger all throughout another dismal sports winter in New York, the biggest sports story in the country is the Knicks starting point guard, who two weeks ago was the 12^th guy off the bench and sleeping on his brother’s couch. Well those days are behind him, I’d say. In just two weeks he has gone from that humble existence to getting his contract guaranteed for the rest of the year, being the first Asian-American to start an NBA game, breaking the all-time scoring record for first 5 games started, (a list that includes Allen Iverson, Michael Jordan, Dominique Wilkins and Shaqille O’Neal), guiding his team to a 7 game winning streak without their star player, becoming the NBA player of the week, selling out both his licensed AND counterfeit merchandise in only ten days, and, most importantly, staying at Trump Tower. I know I’ve never had a week like that.

Seriously, when was the last time anyone ever gave a shit about the New York Knicks? Wasn’t there a small screen on the corner showing the LAPD chasing a suicidal OJ Simpson down a highway?

Needless to say, the Jeremy Lin story has captivated so many people because he is playing in the greatest city in the world, you can’t possibly buy that publicity. And yes it was only a matter of time before someone brought up his race, so thank you “Asshole of the Week” Floyd Mayweather.

But there is much more to this kid than just his race. I love the fact that he went to Harvard, and let’s not forget, the last time an Ivy League player started for the Knicks they won two championships (That’s Princeton alum and NBA Hall of Famer Bill Bradley in case you are a recent jumper on the Knicks bandwagon and didn’t know). I love the fact that he is an NBA player who actually went to class when he was in college, not some “one and done” kid who is an illiterate millionaire because he has been pushed along and exploited by the hangers on around him. He gives great interviews, he is articulate and maybe not Charles Barkley quotable yet, but he can be.

Given how they have played since he has been starting and all the hype surrounding him, Lin has pretty much saved Mike D’Antoni’s job. And one more thing, Knicks fans need to calm down about Carmelo Anthony coming back and possibly hurting the chemistry this team has developed. Carmelo is not and has never been the personality cancer that Kobe Bryant is, and I have it from a good source that it was actually Carmelo who campaigned for Lin to get more playing time, driving D’Antoni nuts until he finally agreed. Seriously, only Knick fans can think that having one of the best players in the NBA back on your team would actually be a detriment.

As far as adding him to the pool of NBA rising stars selected to play in the rookie-sophmore challenge during NBA All-Star weekend, one question…is there a bigger rising star in the NBA right now? If you know who last year’s number 1 NBA Draft pick was raise your hand…still waiting…yeah, I didn’t think so. (Hint: He is playing in Cleveland, yeah they still have a team. Kyrie Irving)

And here is one more reason to go LIN-sane. Right now the greedy assholes at MSG Network are engaged in a feud over money with the even greedier ass-rapists at Time Warner Cable. This could not come at a worse time for Knicks fans who have TWC and cannot get MSG. MSG stock prices have risen dramatically, as have Knicks ticket prices on Stub Hub. 

And to think, all because the Knicks signed a fat, injured Baron Davis and a fragile Tony Douglas, who will be gone so fast when he gets healthy that his ass won’t even be able to say good bye to his shorts. Last year I remember writing that the additions the Knicks made would make them interesting to watch. Now, they have not only become fun to watch as well, but they can actually win.

“You don’t understand…Isiah Thomas took my childhood, now I finally have hope.”

                                                                                                     - Anonymous Knicks fan

And on a sad note, RIP to MLB Hall of Famer Gary Carter. He was always quotable, and was the backbone of that talented, insane, and incredibly entertaining 1986 New York Mets team that won it all.

ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK

Floyd Mayweather, I know you have a bad history with Asians, considering you have been shamelessly ducking Manny Paquiao. By the way, offering Paquiao peanuts to fight you then calling him a coward when he refuses such a bad deal, is pathetic for even you, and an insult to boxing and its fans. If you are that confident you can beat him, why all the terms? He has pretty much done everything you asked for and is willing to take any drug tests on your terms and now you wanna take his money too?

No one will ever call you the greatest fighter in the world just because you are undefeated. Sugar Ray Robinson has 19 losses, 6 draws, and is still considered the greatest pound for pound fighter of all time. Muhammad Ali has 5 losses and Rocky Marciano is undefeated, no one with a brain thinks Marciano was better than Ali. Anyway getting back to your stupid comment that Jeremy Lin; if you really think he is only getting props because he is Asian, why don’t you check a record book first and maybe you will realize that he has actually outdone every NBA player in his first 5 games, regardless of race.   

Even Spike Lee, who loves to make everything about race, told Maywether to step off about Lin, so what does that tell you?

God Hates Fags, Birth Control and Consenting Adults 2/9/12

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I just noticed something. Organized religions, the same winners whose ignorance, hypocrisy, anti-intellectualism, greed and conflicts within themselves and against each other have killed millions, all seem to agree on one thing…God Hates Fags!  And he hates them in California even more. This Prop 8 is going to be one interesting legal battle, one that may very well go to the US Supreme Court. I really want to see how the higher courts can possibly justify telling two consenting adults who they can and cannot marry.

Who would have thought the Rick Santorum would be this month’s flavor of the month in the GOP Primary? After winning 3 states in a sweep of Tuesday’s contests, he reminded robot Mitt Romney and megalomaniac Newt Gingrich that he is here to stay. After Gingrich suggested that he drop out, Santorum responded by calling him “arrogant” for suggesting it and has proven that he is a viable candidate after winning in Minnesota Missouri and Colorado. I really am enjoying watching these assholes race to be the one to lose to Obama in 2012.

SPORTS

As I correctly predicted last week, the New York Giants have won their 4^th Super Bowl. What was shocking to me isn’t that the Giants won, but that Tom Brady’s wife Gisele was both a supermodel and an NFL analyst. She was caught on tape pretty much berating Brady’s team mates for dropping some key passes that cost them the game. Someone should remind her that a game should never be won or lost on one play. Now, let’s not be so short-sighted on this, sure she is a fan of her husband and has the right to say what she wants, but she is no ordinary fan, she is Tom Brady’s wife, and has to be careful about cameras recording everything she says.

Remember, her husband has to work with these guys next season, she doesn’t. Look, I don’t seek out Gisele Bundchen for my football analysis anymore than I seek out Coach Mike Ditka when I want to see a hot body in underwear, so let’s everyone get back to their assigned seats before the Universe starts to melt.

The New England Patriots didn’t lose the game, The New York Giants won the game. The Giants were the better team, deal with it.

And then there is the question of who is the ELIte quarterback now? Look I don’t know if Eli Manning’s entire career is Hall of Fame worthy just yet, but let’s at least let him get up off the kiddie table. He has two Super Bowl rings, and two Super Bowl MVPs in 4 seasons, he has engineered more 4^th quarter comebacks this season than anyone and took a 9-7 team to a Championship win. His critics are pointing out his ONE disappointing season in 2008-2009 where he threw a lot of interceptions, as somehow a bar to the Hall. By that logic, Troy Aikman should be judged solely by his 1-15 season with the Cowboys before he lead them to 3 Super Bowl wins. Will he be a four time MVP like his big brother Payton? Probably not, but who the hell will be? He is a great quarterback, let’s let him have a career before we decide to put it in perspective.

  

Hey Knick fans, that Asian kid who graduated from Harvard isn’t here to teach Astronomy, he can actually play. I can’t believe those assholes at MSG Network and Time Warner Cable are preventing Knick fans from seeing someone who really is worth rooting for, Jeremy Lin. In three games he has scored over 20 points and has led the team to three victories. He only got to play due to injuries, so no one expected too much from him, but this kid has one thing you can’t measure - heart. On a team with over paid players who won’t defend, Jeremy Lin has lit a fire under these guys and has been a joy to watch in an otherwise disappointing season for the Knicks.

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And speaking of NBA Disappointments, Kris Humphries…get it together dude. For some inexplicable reason, Humphries is getting booed every time he touches the ball. Why? What did he do? If anything he was a pawn in all this reality TV crap force fed on us by that hag Kris Kardashian pimping out her family. He can take the high road and keep his divorce quiet, separating himself from these talent-less, fame obsessed nitwits. Unlike his ex-wife, Humphries can actually do something…he can rebound! Kim Kardashian can’t rebound, unless we are talking about her ability to move on to the next relationship with a famous athlete. So Humph…do us all a favor, DO NOT put your divorce on reality TV. Dude, be a man, be better than the people who suckered you into putting your life on TV to begin with.  

Let's Stay Together 2/2/12

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After his big win in Florida, it looks like Mitt Romney will be the GOP presidential nominee; which is all the more reason to vote for Barack Obama. Even after you compare policy, past record and politics, make one more comparison. Youtube Obama doing Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together,” then do the same for Romney butchering “America the Beautiful,” a song which he didn’t even know the title to, by the way. All I kept thinking while I was watching Romney was “Could he be any whiter?” Look, it’s not even about singing, but it is a historical fact that Americans just prefer a President that doesn’t look like a complete ass when he tries to do something other than politics.

Think about it, why did we love JFK? He knew how to bang hot chicks and keep it quiet, but he was also a great sailor, author and all around athlete even while he was president and had Addison’s disease. Contrast that with Gerald Ford, who even though he was a great college football player, will mostly be remembered for tripping and falling down on camera. Why did Michael Dukakis lose in 1988? Remember that stupid picture of him in the tank? Contrast that to Bill Clinton who won the election the minute he played the saxophone on the Arsenio Hall show.

You see Obama and you see a guy who is just cool. Romney comes off as an out of touch rich white guy singing a 100 year old song no one knows.

SPORTS

At 9-7 The New York Giants were no doubt one of the weakest teams on paper to make the playoffs. When a team that has been noted historically for its defense was ranked 23^rd this year, you wonder how they even made it in the first place. Let me tell you why the Giants beat the much favored Green Bay Packers; Momentum. The Giants are the greatest momentum team in the NFL, and they hit their stride at the best time, when it mattered.

Now this unlikely team has somehow managed to make it to the Super Bowl. Will they win? Yes, and here’s why. Both teams have weak defenses this year, but, the Giants still have individual superstars on defense and they will step up now that they are all healthy. New England

doesn’t have that the way the Giants do. In short the Giants great defensive players are better than the Patriots’ great defensive players.

The Patriots have the advantage as far as tight ends, whether Gronkowski plays or not. The Giants have the advantage at both receiver and running back. Victor Cruz is on a roll and will not be nervous in the big game, and I have no idea who the fuck catches long 3rd down passes for New England…oh wait…I have just been informed of a Chad Ochocinco sighting!

Ahh yes, and then there is the Quarterback position. Eli Manning was asked at the beginning of the season if he thought he was an “Elite” quarterback, to which he responded “yes.” Ok and just what the fuck were you expecting him to say? Was he supposed to be falsely humble? He is supposed to answer unfair questions with confidence, and I’m glad he did. Considering that he is one of only six active quarterbacks to win a Super Bowl and one of only three to appear in more than one, I would say that elevates his status.

Yes Tom Brady is Tom Brady, but he is beatable. And remember, those three Super Bowls were won by about 9 points combined, and they last won 8 years ago, so let’s not over rate the already over rated.

I think it’s going to be a great game, but no one plays on a streak better than the Giants.

PEOPLE WHO DROPPED DEAD

RIP to a true musical pioneer, Don Cornelius. Don wasn’t a musician, but he did start the only dance program on television to feature predominantly black music and black dancers. Kinda like “American Bandstand” but without the county music and subliminal racism. So why is everyone calling Don Cornelius a pioneer? When the great James Brown first appeared on the show, one of the first questions he asked was “Brother Don, who else is with you on this?” What this meant was “who is the white guy actually backing you?” The truth is Cornelius owned all the rights to his show, and wasn’t getting any help from anyone, white or otherwise. This was unheard of in the black community at the time. When Brown asked the same question again a few minutes later, Don politely replied, “No one is with me James, it’s just me.” Even after the third time he asked, the answer was still the same.

It was sad to hear that Don apparently died of a self inflicted gun shot wound. I guess you can only hear the garbage that is pop music today for so long before you finally snap and inflict a gunshot wound on yourself.

And in other dead folk news, When a young Cassius Clay fought Sonny Liston for the championship, Liston, unable to beat the better younger fighter, put a foreign substance on his gloves that got into Clay’s eyes and temporarily blinded him. When Ali wanted to quit, it was his level-headed trainer who said not to worry, the blindness was only temporary, now get back out there. When Clay asked what he should do, his trainer just said “Run!” The rest is history as Muhammad Ali went on to have one of the greatest careers in boxing history, not to mention become the most recognizable athlete of our generation.

That trainer would be with Ali for every one of his fights, and also train champions like Sugar Ray Leonard, and George Foreman. His name was Angelo Dundee. Rest in Peace.

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I have no idea who the fuck Nicki Minaj is, and I’m glad I don’t. My friend Chris turned me on to this garbage with the disclaimer that he believes the world will now come to an end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=T6j4f8cHBIM